There was an elderly lady that had no family left and she was very lonely. She had thought about assisted suicide but didn't want to involve anybody. So she was going to put it in her own hands. She called her doctor and asked where a woman's hear is located. He told her it is usually under the left breast. a few hours later an elderly lady was brought to the hospital with a gun shot wound to her left knee.
Darn furniture disease, when your chest is in your drawers.
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